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Nothing beats the sense of comfort, privacy, and pure relaxation felt when releaving one self in one’s own bathroom. I agree completely and can even add further that few things in life (bathroom and non bathrooom related) beat the pleasure of a truly excellent poop. ( for all intents and purposes… I will be referring to the number 2 mainly because it creates a common bound between men and women. Simply put, we all sit to poop). Some have come to love their pooping at home experience so much that they will exclusively use safe pooping zones: there own bathroom or in some instances the bathroom of a life long friend. The home of familiy members are not considered safe due to the fact that family get togethers are a common occurrence and if you are like me, not going them is even more common. When they run out of ways to judge you for not being there, they can move on to criticizing the way you clogged the toilet last Thanksgiving and you’ll get a crazy family nick-name like atomic-butt or stinky cousin “whatever-your-name-is.” As for your friend’s, we all have that life long friend, or a few if you’re lucky that you actually enjoy grossing out with your sounds, smells, and lingering smells. It’s pure satisfaction, actually. It’s like when a dog pissses on anothers dog’s bush. It’s a friendly violation of boundaries that will be returned the next time this or these friends enjoy mcD’s at your place. With that said, I have found one more location that makes for an excellent and satisfactory poop: at work. Timing is key to making this environment as private as possible, especially when u work at an office like me. Courtesy flush if you are interrupted but even so, this shouldn’t lessen the enjoyability of the experience. Why? Because simply put, it will most likely be the only time you get paid to poop. And I find that absolutely wonderful. Can’t figure out how to stick it to the man? Take a fat dump on the clock. Happy pooping!